Fake birds, real stakes

Let’s face it. Shooting clays is to hunting birds what

Game ranch is to Wilderness

Sitcom is to Shakespeare

Veggies are to venison

Friend-zone is to first kiss

Randy Savage is to Rulon Gardner

Coffee-mate is to cream

Teddy is to grizzly

Gas is to charcoal

Fluorescent is to full sun

Pool is to beach

Flag is to full-contact

Cutty Sark is to Caol Ila

MP3 is to concert

Burka is to bikini

Preseason is to playoffs

And hell if I’m going to sit-out the playoffs, so…

Pull