The Perfect Match

Married man, middle aged, fit enough, in search of discreet adventure. I’m only interested if you can keep a secret.

I will get up early and stay out late if that’s what it takes. Long weekends are also a possibility. Need someone to work for it? I’m your man. Toys and accessories aren’t really my thing – I prefer to keep it simple, just a gun – but I’m open minded, and I always carry my own weight. Are you game?

A great rack is always appreciated but not a requisite. More than anything, I’m looking for experience… and wildness. I like curves, and I like it rough. If you can make me sweat and leave me breathless than you might be the one. We don’t have to be exclusive, but when we’re together I expect to be alone… or sometimes with an occasional friend, maybe two, tops.

ATV enthusiasts need not reply.

Is it just me or does researching hunting areas and applying for tags online feel a little like internet dating?